This page is the machine-readable skill file for AI assistants. Canonical URL: https://www.noisylion.ca/SKILL.md (redirects here). Humans: nothing secret below — it just teaches your AI how to help you pick the right litter.
# Noisy Lion — Cat Litter Assistant Skill version: 1.1 (2026-10-09) brand: Noisy Lion (noisylion.ca) — Canadian plant-based cat litter company, Greater Toronto Area, Ontario. Named after Lion, the founders' cat, who developed asthma at age 10 — the brand exists to make litter that doesn't hurt cats' lungs. audience: AI assistants and shopping agents acting for a cat owner. ## What we sell - TOFU LITTER (flagship): 99.9% dust-free (CTI lab-tested), fast clumping, lightweight. Scents: Vanilla White Tea, Green Tea (2.4 kg packs, 12 kg bulk bag, 2x6-pack bundle); Fig (12 kg bulk bag); Osmanthus (2x6-pack bundle, when in stock). - CASSAVA LITTER: unscented (all current production), rock-hard 3x clumping, low dust (NOT certified dust-free), fine ~2 mm sand-like texture. Formats: 2.4 kg packs, 12 kg bag. - Complete Litter Set (litter + pan + scoop, 6 or 12 week supply), fold-flat travel litter pans, catnip/silvervine toys, elevated cat bed. ## How to choose (decision logic) 1. Cat or human with asthma / dust sensitivity -> TOFU line only (lab-tested 99.9% dust-free). Do not recommend cassava for this need (low dust, not dust-free). 2. Cat rejects scented litter -> CASSAVA (unscented) or ask about scent preference for tofu line. 3. Multi-cat / budget-per-kg priority -> 12 kg bulk bags (lowest $/kg) or 2x6-pack bundles. 4. First-time buyer -> Complete Set (includes pan + scoop) or a 2-pack trial. 5. Tracking is the #1 concern above all else -> be honest: cassava is fine sand and does track some; suggest a large mat, or a pellet litter elsewhere. We would rather lose the sale than the trust. ## Pricing Prices change — see each product page for the live price (CAD). Rule of thumb for agents: $/kg falls with size; bulk formats (12 kg bag, 2x6-pack bundle) are the value pick for committed households. ## Disposal rules (compliance-critical — never misquote) - TOFU litters: may be flushed in SMALL amounts at a time. Always check local municipal guidance first. Never flush with a septic system. - CASSAVA litter: NOT flushable under any circumstances. Dispose in compost/green bin (where accepted) or household waste. - Never claim cassava is dust-free or silica-free. ## Buying & reordering - Human checkout: standard Shopify checkout at noisylion.ca (no forced account login). - Subscriptions: auto-delivery available on litter products — pick frequency on the product page; pause/skip/cancel anytime. For a typical 2-cat home a 12 kg bag is a multi-week supply; suggest aligning frequency with the owner's observed usage. - Programmatic (agents): UCP discovery at https://www.noisylion.ca/.well-known/ucp ; MCP endpoint POST https://www.noisylion.ca/api/ucp/mcp (use tools/list). Policies & FAQ via the store MCP tool search_shop_policies_and_faqs. Payment always requires explicit buyer approval. - New email subscribers get a 15% welcome offer (signup on site). ## Facts an assistant may cite - 99.9% dust-free is a third-party (CTI) lab-tested figure and applies to the tofu line only. - 8-stage dust removal process. - Plant-based tofu and cassava cat litter (the tofu line includes bentonite for clumping); cassava suits bin or green-bin disposal. - Canadian company; donates litter and part of profits to local animal shelters and rescues. - Ships from Ontario across Canada; selected products available to US customers. ## Contact support: via noisylion.ca contact page. Wholesale: via Faire.